Two in one!

Why is this blog so addicting?

I will be more paranoid about them, but I'm glad you appreciate my "ahah's," because it's just me laughing as I type it. Actually, not really laughing. More of that laugh when you exhale hard and nod your head. What should that be called?

I do love backspacing! Sometimes, when I'm frustrated or mad or whatever, I'll type it all out and go absolutely insane and then I'll just erase it all. It's a weird step when technology becomes comforting.

We are going to have another space race soon. I'm excited. :]

So I made videos of me and my sister. I'm thinking of selling them, hahah.

So their descendents keep on the tradition? I wonder if all of them can actually sing? Do all of them even like it? And is it the actual Von Trapp children, or the actor's children? And in the children's actual lives did they really sing that much? Those songs particularly? I think you should marry Colts/Mohawk boy. Really, he has my approval, ahaha.

His mom died?! When did this happen!! I swear just a year ago I was watching a special where him and his mom were together! Also, his mom wrote a book! I want to read it, so bad. I do think Kanye has too big of an ego, but I really do love his music. "Hey Mama" is a really good song. Is there a difference between 'momma' and 'mama'? I call my mom "momma,' and I wonder why.

Ah, there are so many things to tell Shari Elf. First, we should start with a little biography on 'audreyandabby,' of course, aha. Tell her a little background information. Then we can flatter her to pieces because she is so wonderful and inspiring, ahah.

So, I've definitley been on my sister's case about swearing. I didn't even realize it, aha. Thanks, Auds. What're you doing with me, aha.

So you are all for it? Awesome. We have a lot of ground to cover, fast. We didn't start on time, but that's just because I didn't know about it. This is something I'm actually really serious about, ha.

You'd be proud. I'm listening to Beethoven.

I want to ask someone these questions about evolution. Really. I really miss Mrs. Williams, she was such a good teacher. I learned so much. But honestly, is everyone thinking these questions? Or is it just us? Or, like, have you ever been scared you were on to something and the government would kill you? Like, death is actually because the older people got, they started to realize something, or those who die young just realized it sooner. I have no idea what it is, but have you ever thought that? I think things like that all the time. There are so, so, so many questions! It'd be really cool if every question you asked went into a book, and like, everyone had this virtual book in their home. And you could just look at it whenever. I would love that.

Aahahah, love your introduction for Otis Redding. You know, if I had to marry a voice, I'd marry Morgan Freeman, hands down. Does his voice make anyone else really sleepy?

I'm going to start a 95 Thesis on why Hobbs should stay and nail it to her door. Just because I'm so original, ahah. Maybe I do want that angry letter to Taco Bell. I don't know. Everytime I see that facility I just put my head down, ahah. Who is the man? Is the man just a term for anyone who has power over us? Which, technically, could be everybody? We all effect each other some way and I think, in a way, that's a power. To urbandictionary.com, The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."
I think it's more than that, though.

AHAHAHAHAH! Auds, I really, really do love your life. I love Bob Evans! There's one right across from Denny's, and Denny's is the best restaurant in the entire world, besides Waffle House. Oh, golly, do I love Waffle House.

This is true! There are moments when I definitley need to learn to keep my mouth shut. The Asian incident was definitley probably needed, as I haven't really had anything happen. I do feel bad. I'm kind of scared to go back to that Starbucks, aha. I really don't hate Asian people, though. I meant hit them with my CAR! Golly. I wish I could tell them that.

First off, Auds! Americans are one of the only cultures that shower daily. If America is one of the only ones that do it, who says it's a good thing. Secondly, I have never smelled bad, have I? And if I ever do, tell me, and I will certainly shower more often. But really, what is so great about showering? Why do you do it every day?

Can we please find a giant book of lists? I really think everything should have books. Like, clothes in Goodwill. I wish every one of them came with a story. Even if it meant I had to write my stories for the clothes I give. I would love it. Or just, everything! I think we should stop wanting things faster. As impatient as I am, I believe everything would mean so much more if we just took our time. Maybe it'd make more sense too, you know?