What is with all the "ahaha"s?

I didn't want to say anything about your "ahaha"s except for how much I appreciate them. It is much better to have "ahaha" than "lol". There sure are a lot of "ahaha"s in you blogs, but don't watch out for them now. I hate when people tell me about something I use frequently when I talk or write because then I constantly have to look out for them. I hope you don't have to watch out for your "ahaha"s now. Maybe I should backspace for a while. Don't you love backspacing for a really long period of time? Sometimes I just type a bunch of random letters in the computer just so I can backspace.

It is not the real Von Trapp family but their descendents. We do not randomly receive tickets from the Tongs; they are in the symphony and always have free tickets. We are somewhat moochers, so this works out perfectly. I think they owe me free tickets for trying to hook me up with mohawk boy.

Kanye's mom died. I dislike him greatly (though I like him music), but I did like his mom. I think I'll go listen to "Hey Mama".

T-shirts! Yes! I am definitely not kidding either. What should we write in our fanmail? I think we should tell Shari the Elf about our blog and tell her how fascinating it is.

I am all for invisible children. Monday morning. Mental note. Got it.

I know! I really don't understand evolution. It is a crazy thing. How are our bodies supposed to know when to evolve? Were we like, "I think an extra one of these stick things on the end of our hands would be useful, but let's make it a little larger and placed off to the side"? And then how many generations to frow these stick things on our hands that we now know as thumbs? I wish Mrs. Williams was still around so we could ask her.

Otis Redding has such a cool voice. He is the coolest of the cool. He is Otis Redding. The Otis Redding. With the cool voice.

Tuesday/Wednesday...who knows? I like living in the moment (just kidding, I tend to overly make to-do lists).

Hobbs won't leave. She loves you too much. And you will find a job someday. You still want that angry letter to Taco Bell? Don't let the man get you down, Abby. The man is a fool. Who is the man, exactly? I used to think it was God, but it has such a negative connotation that I don't feel comfortable using that connection. Who is the man? Man. The man. Government? Celebrities? Our parents? Our collective group of peers? Our doomed future? There are so many people that are so much potentially greater than we are...so many people to get us down. That is kind of depressing.

Oh, I'm searching my brain for my most embarrassing moments. You can't judge if they don't seem too embarrassing; you probably had to be there. I know! Oh, I can even turn this one into a list...

My Most Embarrassing Moments in Which I Disgrace Myself In Front Of The Elderly:
1. My sister has a strange fascination with Bob Evans. It is quite creepy, especially because Bob Evans has such disgusting food. Anyway, we went there once, and we were the youngest group in the restaurant. Near the end of our lovely family meal, I farted this particularly amazing fart and my older sister and I bust out laughing. This old woman sitting next to us gave me the meanest look ever. You say my looks freeze Hell over, but this woman was hard-core.
2. When we were at some movie (I think it was Marie Antoinette), my friends and I had a little bit of commentary going on. I swear to you, it wasn't that loud, but the elderly woman sure heard it, and at the end of the movie, she turned around and said, "Pigs" and started to walk away. I said, "Excuse me" because I am a moron and a disrespectful brat, and she turned back around and flipped us off. So loving. I bet she has never made her grandkids cookies in her entire life.
3. In seventh grade, we were in CPR class for a week or so. I don't know if you have this at Perry, but it is truly horrifying class called "Creating Positive Relationships". I thought the word abstinence was quite hilarious, and I was at Kroger with some friends and one of their moms. I'm not sure why exactly, but I shouted, "Have Abstinence!" Once again, I did not believe this to be extremely loud, but a cute old man near us looked up at me with a confused expression.

What are you talking about, you hardly ever have them. She who hates the Asians and voices it...

My mom just walked in and said, "Are your little friends going to want to shower when they are here?" I laughed and replied, "They don't shower. Especially Abby." Sorry, Abby. I only speak the truth.

Good night.