Ahaha,

so for the longest time I couldn't figure out why it wasn't letting me log in. I thought Auds had blown up and suddenly hates me and changed the password. (Basically, in our relationship, that's equal divorce, aha.) But, then I realized, I had 'sheetmetalfried.' And then I started cracking up. Nice little intro story, ahah.

So is it the original Von Trapp family? Or is it like 'Shamu' at Sea World. That's a sad story of my life. I don't want to think about that. But really, is it all of them? Or some of them? And it's so random the Tongs buy you orchestra tickets. I really want to meet them, ahah.

Are you really making us fan posters?? I'll cover the t-shirts. There's this program on my sister's computer that makes t-shirts. I think we really should make them, ahha. Oh, can we send her fan mail too? Not one ounce in my body is kidding, ahah.

Well, the video was basically about this. invisiblechildren.com
Watch the videos on there. I'm having a meeting Monday after school if you'd like to join the club.

Why did we develop thumbs? I mean, they are very, very useful, but I guess what I'm asking is how does everything know when it needs something it doesn't have? How do we develop something out of nothing, I don't get that. Well, in only the physical sense. How did evolution even come about? Why aren't we still single-celled organisms? Or is creationism actually plausible?

You are going to attatch pictures? Oh, golly. I'm excited, ahha.

I always get so messed up on Koehring's tests. Seriously. Everything just looks wrong, aha. I don't know why.

AHAHAHA! Can you please move to England? I want to witness Audrey Brinkers slutty. That'd be so amazing. Okay, after we graduate, you're going to England, and then coming back for the ten year reunion. You have to tell me everything, ahaha.

I love my moccassins. Seriously. Have you ever worn a pair? I can't imagine wearing anything else anymore, ahah. YES, EMILY DID DRAW ON IT. YOU ASKED WHEN YOU SAW IT FOR THE STORY BEHIND THE GRAFFITTI ON MY DINOSAUR. There you go again, Auds, always shattering my "fragile" heart. Thanks for telling Hobbs my heart is fragile. That is not even true, aha.

1. Charlie (Perks of Being A Wallflower) - I just wish I could be as real and write as honestly as him, or, technically, Stephen Chbosky.
2. Sam (Garden State) - How fun would it be to have Zach Braff as your lover AND be a compulsive liar?
3. John Grimes (Go Tell It On The Mountain) - His life sure as hell isn't easy, and it'd probably knock some sort of sense into me. Also, it'd be interesting to be raised in such strict religious enviroment.
4. Hey Arnold! - Who doesn't want to be him? Who doesn't want to have his head? How could I not put him on this list?

Maybe four is the magic number?

Can you tell me more of your embarrassing stories? I hardly ever have them, so I get an abnormal amount of excitement when people tell me about there's, ahah.

I'm glad you had a good weekend. What're your plans for Tuesday/Wednesday? I know your plans for Thursday/Friday, seeing as they involve me, ahah. It seems like life is being a huge cycle of planning. It's a weird thing. I don't know, maybe I'm just too spontaneous and it should be this way.

I didn't think Vegans (capitalized?) would have good food either! But we are so wrong. You might meet my friend Tyler tomorrow after school, him and some other of my friends might be picking me up, aha.

I am doing very well lately about staying home.
Work getting done is another story, ahah.

Also, have you finished Anna Karnina? I'll murder you tomorrow if it is not done, aha. I'm also bringing Kite Runner, for you to voluntarily or involuntarily read. There will be chapter quizzes.

So, I went job hunting today. It is a depressing process, I can see why it gets people down, aha. It's a lot of rejection. Something will come eventually. Also, driving in the rain is pretty hard, aha. It was storming really bad. But, I was listening to Kanye West so that made it all better. "Good Life" is such a good song to drive with. Now, I must actually do work or find something to distract me, aha.

Hope you're having a good night, Auds.

I will be really, really mad if Hobbatron leaves.