You smart not-whore?

Oh, Abby, you know I don't really think you are a stupid whore. It is just fun to say.

AHHH! Are you kidding me!? I am quite possibly the dumbest human being in the entire world. I touched the lamp again! Ow. Ow ow ow. Snap.

I apologize for waking you up today. You sounded quite depressing, by the way. I was afraid you were crying, and I had no idea how to react. I don't do well when people cry. Also, sorry for not answering my phone. There is usually no reason to.

I went to the symphony today after I left my grandma's and I saw Travis. I think I scared him when I went up to say hello. Oh well.

I have always wanted to live in Switzerland. It is basically the greatest place in the entire world. I have even picked out the house I would like to live in there. Though America has a competitive spirit, we are not the smartest of countries. Maybe we can overcome this.

People should give everyone honest answers no matter what. That would be interesting. Like on Liar Liar when he can't tell any lies. It could also be slightly sad. I actually don't know what I'm talking about.

I always wish I could analyze killers' thought processes. It would be so fascinating, don't you think? Like, what goes through their minds? Not that I want to know how they get away with things or how they don't, but what leads them to killing?

I am not in a "I hate Abby mood". There is no such mood, except when you steal the blanket.

The no technology week will be difficult for you, Miss My-phone-is-always-vibrating-and-I-can't-turn-it-off-or-people-will-be-mad-at-me. Our blog will be full of one-sided entries. At least the Office isn't on in the summer. Shari Elf will be A-MAY-ZING! As in Indianapolis North, not Michigan North...haha. That is good. What would we all do if you were to move to Michigan? I do like Michigan, though. It is quite beautiful.

I am so excited for Christmas this year. It will be spectacular. I have decided to get really into gifts. I always say this, however, and I always try, but it never works out. This year will be good, though. I can't wait to go sledding! AHHHH! Yes.

I skipped my volunteer work at the library this week and felt like a horrible human being.

I don't think I could ever be in a band because our name would never amount to anything in comparison to Hootie and the Blowfish. What beats that? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I think I may have to buy some footie pajamas. I have cleaned your sweatshirt and pants, and they will be returned to you tomorrow.

No more talking about your showering habits. It is done. Over. No more jokes. I promise maybe.

New list. I spirit of the lovely upcoming season, what are your top three favorite Christmas presents?

What shall we bring to homecoming Wednesday? I am so pumped. I am seriously going to work on decorations. I say we stay after Tuesday.

I don't think I can make it to the Invisible Children Meeting. My role as ragpicker calls, and you know that if I miss it the entire play will fall to pieces.