Six days at the bottom of the ocean.

Ahaha, I'm glad you love hearing about my family. They are so amazing. Without them, well, I just wouldn't have a sense of humor, aha. They really are great.

I'm glad your Grandma doesn't have Alzheimer's. Really. One of my great-grandmother's did and it has to be one of the most horrible things on this planet.

I hope you know I'm going to be examining your nose tomorrow now. I don't really have a Braughton anything, (there's no blood relation there) so I guess I have Linkel/Sommers/Willey/Something features. Whatever those may be, aha. I know I have my father's eyes, and his body type (the women in my family are really hourglass shaped, I've been called the rectangle of the family), but I guess my facial expressions and nose go to my mother's side. I have big teeth and a (literally, as you've seen) big mouth. Also, obviously big feet (as Tricia never ceases to bring up everyday). Bodies are so weird when you think about them.

I just don't understand what makes you think Frank is better than Dean. I don't understand that.

Ahaha, I deserve to go to England? I don't know. Math stardom doesn't get me that far in my family. My grandpa is in MENSA. There are high expectations. Anyways, yes, my step-dad is a musician. He claims he is big but I don't believe him, aha. He even has a MySpace music page, ahah. I don't like his stuff all that much, but it's alright, really.

So what is your sister studying for? If anyone deserves to go to England, Auds, it'd be you, aha. Not going to lie. I wouldn't be able to study abroad, I don't think. Well, just not alone. I'd have to have atleast one close person come with me.

I didn't mean to tell you I watch the Office naked and alone, but yes, I do. There's nothing wrong with that. First off, what's wrong with watching the Office alone? Secondly, what's wrong with being naked? Really?

You should do an art project about the secret lives of librarians. I would love to see that. My grandma was a fifth grade teacher, so I'm all about the secret lives of teachers. All people are really so interesting.

Ah, actors and actresses? That's hard. Especially top three.
Well, here goes. BUT it gets divided into two catergories...

New Hollywood
1. Natalie Portman (She does so many different roles, and does them well at that.)
2. Zach Braff (Amazing.)
3. Julia Roberts (She's probably the best actress/actor, period.)
But, if I were to meet an actress I'd really want to meet Drew Barrymore too, she's really good.

Old Hollywood
1. Audrey Hepburn (Of course.)
2. Fred Astaire (Of course.)
3. Clark Gable (Of course.)
4. Vivien Leigh (Just for her part in Gone With The Wind.)

Ah, that was hard. Now you have to do it.
And for a bonus, the five favorite objects that you own.

I wonder if you ended up putting walnuts in the brownies or not. Thanks for the help with the Kroger/Wal-Mart situation, and then the refridgeration situation. It is in the refridgerator now, waiting for when I wake up to be put in the freezer, aha. Homeroom is going to be so good. I'm skipping out breakfast for it, aha. I

Ahahah, I wonder what was with your mom's reaction to your birthday card. Try, try again, aha.

The only thing that is good for shredded lettuce is tacos. Even then. The way Taco Bell uses shredded lettuce is pretty good. Shredded lettuce goes good with that stuff. Nothing else, really. I hate having cuts on my hand becuase they burn all the time. AHEM. No, but really, I hate lotion so much. I just hate the greasiness of it. I cannot make myself use it.

Exactly! Maybe I just have a bad grasp of what's "too personal" or not? I just don't know, though. I think everyone should just be totally out there, as hypocritical as I'm being when I'm saying that. I think everyone being vulnerable would put everyone where they need to be, and to me that's in a really close range. Pretty equal. I'm not for this heirarchy that seems to be everywhere.

I think you would do very well owning your own bookstore, Auds. Have you ever seen the movie Notting Hill? I loved the bookstore he worked out. It looked so nice and crammed full of just books everywhere. I loved it. You really will do well.
I don't know what I want to do when I'm older anymore. We were talking in theatre class about our passions and I had to go and I was put on the spot so I was stuttering and all but I got it out, my passion lies with people. Emotions and feelings and the way people think and the conscience and just like I said (I realize I have a really bad tendency to rant, anyways) and Mary Lou (the very eccentric woman that comes in with Mr. McNeal for theatre class) was like what are you going to do with that? Psychiatrist? Ambassador? I just know whatever I'm going to do I want it to be with people.

I can't wait for you to finish Anna Karenina either. It's not giving such good fortunes anymore, aha. I could always bring my own book, I guess, but that's not how it goes, aha. I'm going to start a list of all the books I want/need to read and all the movies I want/need to see.

I don't know what my house smells like. What does it smell like, Auds? I will definitley tell you if your house is a little off. If I start cracking up five seconds within the door it's either because your mother has kicked me out already or because the smell of your house is just weird, ahah.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How did that incident with your father even happen?! "...Shari Elf and Abby," ahahahahah!!! I'm going to die, Audrey. There's now way. How? Did you plot this? I do not even understand. How in the world did this occur, aha. I can't take it, ahaa. Man, I just don't even know.

So what're you going to be up to this weekend, Auds?
It's 10:30, and I am very tired. I'm going to go to bed, aha.
Goodnight!