Oh Snap!

I just touched the lamp and my finger has died. Ow.

What is a space race?

I personally would buy the videos of you and your sister even if I didn't know you. Possibly the greatest set of relations ever...

"Golden years...whistle whistle whistle"

My little sister is currently working on a project entitled "The Lonely Turtle". She has asked me to do illustrations.

What is with the five billion questions about the Von Trapp family? I don't know, I'm sorry. I heard "Von Trapp" and "symphony" and I jumped right on that, no questions asked. Anything dealing with the Sound Of Music and I'm in.

When Kanye was at the State Fair a few years ago, we drove by the back of the stage, and my sister was like, "Hey! That's Kanye West!" My dad asked, "Is that the one who said that George Bush hated black people?" My little sister said in this sweet and innocent voice, "Why would anyone hate black people? Once, a long time ago, they weren't even allowed in some of our buildings!" It was humorous...you probably had to hear her.

Shari the Elf would love us. She can appreciate true greatness (which is most definitely us).

Poor Emily has to feel the wrath of me through you...good job! And Beethoven is also good (nice influence I've made).

Morgan Freeman has a very sleep-inducing voice in a good way.

Hobbs would probably appreciate the thesis. I think maybe YOU should write the letter to Taco Bell. It was to you they have shown cruelness. I don't think the man can be set by any list of rules or guidlines. The man is the man, the woman, the child, the unknown. The man is EVERYWHERE (imagine this in a creepy voice).

My dad just walked in and said, "Abby?" I was like, "ummm...yeah." Ahaha (I had to steal it). What would the snort-laugh be called?
1. The snaff
2. Cazunkkle
3. Snort-laugh
I think I like cazunkkle the most. Can you believe I just made that up off the top of my head. Genius. Pure genius.

I don't believe I've ever had Waffle House. Is it like IHOP?
You do not smell bad, Abby. There is no need for you to shower daily, I guess. It really is kind of a waste of time. I just don't like showering because there tend to be large insects in my bathtub. It is rather disturbing.

A giant book of lists would be very useful...I always think of such random things that I never know the answer to, and the other day, I thought, "why not just write them down and look them up later?" I decided to try it, but the list is never at easy access. I always ask my mom different questions, and most of the time her answer is, "Now why would I know that?" Not that my mom isn't smart or anything, I just have very random questions.

Ha! One of my top played songs on iTunes is the Native American one...I'm not sure how that happened. It's not like I listen to it regularly or anything...

What cereal should I bring?
Tomorrow is Wednesday...I'm not such a big fan of Wednesdays, but PROJECT RUNWAY STARTS!

I must go start memorizing the passage for English. We need a new list, and I suggest you come up with a topic.