I just touched the lamp and my finger has died. Ow.
What is a space race?
I personally would buy the videos of you and your sister even if I didn't know you. Possibly the greatest set of relations ever...
"Golden years...whistle whistle whistle"
My little sister is currently working on a project entitled "The Lonely Turtle". She has asked me to do illustrations.
What is with the five billion questions about the Von Trapp family? I don't know, I'm sorry. I heard "Von Trapp" and "symphony" and I jumped right on that, no questions asked. Anything dealing with the Sound Of Music and I'm in.
When Kanye was at the State Fair a few years ago, we drove by the back of the stage, and my sister was like, "Hey! That's Kanye West!" My dad asked, "Is that the one who said that George Bush hated black people?" My little sister said in this sweet and innocent voice, "Why would anyone hate black people? Once, a long time ago, they weren't even allowed in some of our buildings!" It was humorous...you probably had to hear her.
Shari the Elf would love us. She can appreciate true greatness (which is most definitely us).
Poor Emily has to feel the wrath of me through you...good job! And Beethoven is also good (nice influence I've made).
Morgan Freeman has a very sleep-inducing voice in a good way.
Hobbs would probably appreciate the thesis. I think maybe YOU should write the letter to Taco Bell. It was to you they have shown cruelness. I don't think the man can be set by any list of rules or guidlines. The man is the man, the woman, the child, the unknown. The man is EVERYWHERE (imagine this in a creepy voice).
My dad just walked in and said, "Abby?" I was like, "ummm...yeah." Ahaha (I had to steal it). What would the snort-laugh be called?
1. The snaff
2. Cazunkkle
3. Snort-laugh
I think I like cazunkkle the most. Can you believe I just made that up off the top of my head. Genius. Pure genius.
I don't believe I've ever had Waffle House. Is it like IHOP?
You do not smell bad, Abby. There is no need for you to shower daily, I guess. It really is kind of a waste of time. I just don't like showering because there tend to be large insects in my bathtub. It is rather disturbing.
A giant book of lists would be very useful...I always think of such random things that I never know the answer to, and the other day, I thought, "why not just write them down and look them up later?" I decided to try it, but the list is never at easy access. I always ask my mom different questions, and most of the time her answer is, "Now why would I know that?" Not that my mom isn't smart or anything, I just have very random questions.
Ha! One of my top played songs on iTunes is the Native American one...I'm not sure how that happened. It's not like I listen to it regularly or anything...
What cereal should I bring?
Tomorrow is Wednesday...I'm not such a big fan of Wednesdays, but PROJECT RUNWAY STARTS!
I must go start memorizing the passage for English. We need a new list, and I suggest you come up with a topic.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Two in one!
Why is this blog so addicting?
I will be more paranoid about them, but I'm glad you appreciate my "ahah's," because it's just me laughing as I type it. Actually, not really laughing. More of that laugh when you exhale hard and nod your head. What should that be called?
I do love backspacing! Sometimes, when I'm frustrated or mad or whatever, I'll type it all out and go absolutely insane and then I'll just erase it all. It's a weird step when technology becomes comforting.
We are going to have another space race soon. I'm excited. :]
So I made videos of me and my sister. I'm thinking of selling them, hahah.
So their descendents keep on the tradition? I wonder if all of them can actually sing? Do all of them even like it? And is it the actual Von Trapp children, or the actor's children? And in the children's actual lives did they really sing that much? Those songs particularly? I think you should marry Colts/Mohawk boy. Really, he has my approval, ahaha.
His mom died?! When did this happen!! I swear just a year ago I was watching a special where him and his mom were together! Also, his mom wrote a book! I want to read it, so bad. I do think Kanye has too big of an ego, but I really do love his music. "Hey Mama" is a really good song. Is there a difference between 'momma' and 'mama'? I call my mom "momma,' and I wonder why.
Ah, there are so many things to tell Shari Elf. First, we should start with a little biography on 'audreyandabby,' of course, aha. Tell her a little background information. Then we can flatter her to pieces because she is so wonderful and inspiring, ahah.
So, I've definitley been on my sister's case about swearing. I didn't even realize it, aha. Thanks, Auds. What're you doing with me, aha.
So you are all for it? Awesome. We have a lot of ground to cover, fast. We didn't start on time, but that's just because I didn't know about it. This is something I'm actually really serious about, ha.
You'd be proud. I'm listening to Beethoven.
I want to ask someone these questions about evolution. Really. I really miss Mrs. Williams, she was such a good teacher. I learned so much. But honestly, is everyone thinking these questions? Or is it just us? Or, like, have you ever been scared you were on to something and the government would kill you? Like, death is actually because the older people got, they started to realize something, or those who die young just realized it sooner. I have no idea what it is, but have you ever thought that? I think things like that all the time. There are so, so, so many questions! It'd be really cool if every question you asked went into a book, and like, everyone had this virtual book in their home. And you could just look at it whenever. I would love that.
Aahahah, love your introduction for Otis Redding. You know, if I had to marry a voice, I'd marry Morgan Freeman, hands down. Does his voice make anyone else really sleepy?
I'm going to start a 95 Thesis on why Hobbs should stay and nail it to her door. Just because I'm so original, ahah. Maybe I do want that angry letter to Taco Bell. I don't know. Everytime I see that facility I just put my head down, ahah. Who is the man? Is the man just a term for anyone who has power over us? Which, technically, could be everybody? We all effect each other some way and I think, in a way, that's a power. To urbandictionary.com, The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."
I think it's more than that, though.
AHAHAHAHAH! Auds, I really, really do love your life. I love Bob Evans! There's one right across from Denny's, and Denny's is the best restaurant in the entire world, besides Waffle House. Oh, golly, do I love Waffle House.
This is true! There are moments when I definitley need to learn to keep my mouth shut. The Asian incident was definitley probably needed, as I haven't really had anything happen. I do feel bad. I'm kind of scared to go back to that Starbucks, aha. I really don't hate Asian people, though. I meant hit them with my CAR! Golly. I wish I could tell them that.
First off, Auds! Americans are one of the only cultures that shower daily. If America is one of the only ones that do it, who says it's a good thing. Secondly, I have never smelled bad, have I? And if I ever do, tell me, and I will certainly shower more often. But really, what is so great about showering? Why do you do it every day?
Can we please find a giant book of lists? I really think everything should have books. Like, clothes in Goodwill. I wish every one of them came with a story. Even if it meant I had to write my stories for the clothes I give. I would love it. Or just, everything! I think we should stop wanting things faster. As impatient as I am, I believe everything would mean so much more if we just took our time. Maybe it'd make more sense too, you know?
I will be more paranoid about them, but I'm glad you appreciate my "ahah's," because it's just me laughing as I type it. Actually, not really laughing. More of that laugh when you exhale hard and nod your head. What should that be called?
I do love backspacing! Sometimes, when I'm frustrated or mad or whatever, I'll type it all out and go absolutely insane and then I'll just erase it all. It's a weird step when technology becomes comforting.
We are going to have another space race soon. I'm excited. :]
So I made videos of me and my sister. I'm thinking of selling them, hahah.
So their descendents keep on the tradition? I wonder if all of them can actually sing? Do all of them even like it? And is it the actual Von Trapp children, or the actor's children? And in the children's actual lives did they really sing that much? Those songs particularly? I think you should marry Colts/Mohawk boy. Really, he has my approval, ahaha.
His mom died?! When did this happen!! I swear just a year ago I was watching a special where him and his mom were together! Also, his mom wrote a book! I want to read it, so bad. I do think Kanye has too big of an ego, but I really do love his music. "Hey Mama" is a really good song. Is there a difference between 'momma' and 'mama'? I call my mom "momma,' and I wonder why.
Ah, there are so many things to tell Shari Elf. First, we should start with a little biography on 'audreyandabby,' of course, aha. Tell her a little background information. Then we can flatter her to pieces because she is so wonderful and inspiring, ahah.
So, I've definitley been on my sister's case about swearing. I didn't even realize it, aha. Thanks, Auds. What're you doing with me, aha.
So you are all for it? Awesome. We have a lot of ground to cover, fast. We didn't start on time, but that's just because I didn't know about it. This is something I'm actually really serious about, ha.
You'd be proud. I'm listening to Beethoven.
I want to ask someone these questions about evolution. Really. I really miss Mrs. Williams, she was such a good teacher. I learned so much. But honestly, is everyone thinking these questions? Or is it just us? Or, like, have you ever been scared you were on to something and the government would kill you? Like, death is actually because the older people got, they started to realize something, or those who die young just realized it sooner. I have no idea what it is, but have you ever thought that? I think things like that all the time. There are so, so, so many questions! It'd be really cool if every question you asked went into a book, and like, everyone had this virtual book in their home. And you could just look at it whenever. I would love that.
Aahahah, love your introduction for Otis Redding. You know, if I had to marry a voice, I'd marry Morgan Freeman, hands down. Does his voice make anyone else really sleepy?
I'm going to start a 95 Thesis on why Hobbs should stay and nail it to her door. Just because I'm so original, ahah. Maybe I do want that angry letter to Taco Bell. I don't know. Everytime I see that facility I just put my head down, ahah. Who is the man? Is the man just a term for anyone who has power over us? Which, technically, could be everybody? We all effect each other some way and I think, in a way, that's a power. To urbandictionary.com, The Man is the head of "the establishment" put in place to "bring us down." Though nobody has physically seen "the man," he is assumed to be a male caucasian between the ages of 25-40 and is rumored to have a substantial amount of acquired wealth, presumably acquired by exploiting those whom his "establishment" is "keeping down."
I think it's more than that, though.
AHAHAHAHAH! Auds, I really, really do love your life. I love Bob Evans! There's one right across from Denny's, and Denny's is the best restaurant in the entire world, besides Waffle House. Oh, golly, do I love Waffle House.
This is true! There are moments when I definitley need to learn to keep my mouth shut. The Asian incident was definitley probably needed, as I haven't really had anything happen. I do feel bad. I'm kind of scared to go back to that Starbucks, aha. I really don't hate Asian people, though. I meant hit them with my CAR! Golly. I wish I could tell them that.
First off, Auds! Americans are one of the only cultures that shower daily. If America is one of the only ones that do it, who says it's a good thing. Secondly, I have never smelled bad, have I? And if I ever do, tell me, and I will certainly shower more often. But really, what is so great about showering? Why do you do it every day?
Can we please find a giant book of lists? I really think everything should have books. Like, clothes in Goodwill. I wish every one of them came with a story. Even if it meant I had to write my stories for the clothes I give. I would love it. Or just, everything! I think we should stop wanting things faster. As impatient as I am, I believe everything would mean so much more if we just took our time. Maybe it'd make more sense too, you know?
What is with all the "ahaha"s?
I didn't want to say anything about your "ahaha"s except for how much I appreciate them. It is much better to have "ahaha" than "lol". There sure are a lot of "ahaha"s in you blogs, but don't watch out for them now. I hate when people tell me about something I use frequently when I talk or write because then I constantly have to look out for them. I hope you don't have to watch out for your "ahaha"s now. Maybe I should backspace for a while. Don't you love backspacing for a really long period of time? Sometimes I just type a bunch of random letters in the computer just so I can backspace.
It is not the real Von Trapp family but their descendents. We do not randomly receive tickets from the Tongs; they are in the symphony and always have free tickets. We are somewhat moochers, so this works out perfectly. I think they owe me free tickets for trying to hook me up with mohawk boy.
Kanye's mom died. I dislike him greatly (though I like him music), but I did like his mom. I think I'll go listen to "Hey Mama".
T-shirts! Yes! I am definitely not kidding either. What should we write in our fanmail? I think we should tell Shari the Elf about our blog and tell her how fascinating it is.
I am all for invisible children. Monday morning. Mental note. Got it.
I know! I really don't understand evolution. It is a crazy thing. How are our bodies supposed to know when to evolve? Were we like, "I think an extra one of these stick things on the end of our hands would be useful, but let's make it a little larger and placed off to the side"? And then how many generations to frow these stick things on our hands that we now know as thumbs? I wish Mrs. Williams was still around so we could ask her.
Otis Redding has such a cool voice. He is the coolest of the cool. He is Otis Redding. The Otis Redding. With the cool voice.
Tuesday/Wednesday...who knows? I like living in the moment (just kidding, I tend to overly make to-do lists).
Hobbs won't leave. She loves you too much. And you will find a job someday. You still want that angry letter to Taco Bell? Don't let the man get you down, Abby. The man is a fool. Who is the man, exactly? I used to think it was God, but it has such a negative connotation that I don't feel comfortable using that connection. Who is the man? Man. The man. Government? Celebrities? Our parents? Our collective group of peers? Our doomed future? There are so many people that are so much potentially greater than we are...so many people to get us down. That is kind of depressing.
Oh, I'm searching my brain for my most embarrassing moments. You can't judge if they don't seem too embarrassing; you probably had to be there. I know! Oh, I can even turn this one into a list...
My Most Embarrassing Moments in Which I Disgrace Myself In Front Of The Elderly:
1. My sister has a strange fascination with Bob Evans. It is quite creepy, especially because Bob Evans has such disgusting food. Anyway, we went there once, and we were the youngest group in the restaurant. Near the end of our lovely family meal, I farted this particularly amazing fart and my older sister and I bust out laughing. This old woman sitting next to us gave me the meanest look ever. You say my looks freeze Hell over, but this woman was hard-core.
2. When we were at some movie (I think it was Marie Antoinette), my friends and I had a little bit of commentary going on. I swear to you, it wasn't that loud, but the elderly woman sure heard it, and at the end of the movie, she turned around and said, "Pigs" and started to walk away. I said, "Excuse me" because I am a moron and a disrespectful brat, and she turned back around and flipped us off. So loving. I bet she has never made her grandkids cookies in her entire life.
3. In seventh grade, we were in CPR class for a week or so. I don't know if you have this at Perry, but it is truly horrifying class called "Creating Positive Relationships". I thought the word abstinence was quite hilarious, and I was at Kroger with some friends and one of their moms. I'm not sure why exactly, but I shouted, "Have Abstinence!" Once again, I did not believe this to be extremely loud, but a cute old man near us looked up at me with a confused expression.
What are you talking about, you hardly ever have them. She who hates the Asians and voices it...
My mom just walked in and said, "Are your little friends going to want to shower when they are here?" I laughed and replied, "They don't shower. Especially Abby." Sorry, Abby. I only speak the truth.
Good night.
It is not the real Von Trapp family but their descendents. We do not randomly receive tickets from the Tongs; they are in the symphony and always have free tickets. We are somewhat moochers, so this works out perfectly. I think they owe me free tickets for trying to hook me up with mohawk boy.
Kanye's mom died. I dislike him greatly (though I like him music), but I did like his mom. I think I'll go listen to "Hey Mama".
T-shirts! Yes! I am definitely not kidding either. What should we write in our fanmail? I think we should tell Shari the Elf about our blog and tell her how fascinating it is.
I am all for invisible children. Monday morning. Mental note. Got it.
I know! I really don't understand evolution. It is a crazy thing. How are our bodies supposed to know when to evolve? Were we like, "I think an extra one of these stick things on the end of our hands would be useful, but let's make it a little larger and placed off to the side"? And then how many generations to frow these stick things on our hands that we now know as thumbs? I wish Mrs. Williams was still around so we could ask her.
Otis Redding has such a cool voice. He is the coolest of the cool. He is Otis Redding. The Otis Redding. With the cool voice.
Tuesday/Wednesday...who knows? I like living in the moment (just kidding, I tend to overly make to-do lists).
Hobbs won't leave. She loves you too much. And you will find a job someday. You still want that angry letter to Taco Bell? Don't let the man get you down, Abby. The man is a fool. Who is the man, exactly? I used to think it was God, but it has such a negative connotation that I don't feel comfortable using that connection. Who is the man? Man. The man. Government? Celebrities? Our parents? Our collective group of peers? Our doomed future? There are so many people that are so much potentially greater than we are...so many people to get us down. That is kind of depressing.
Oh, I'm searching my brain for my most embarrassing moments. You can't judge if they don't seem too embarrassing; you probably had to be there. I know! Oh, I can even turn this one into a list...
My Most Embarrassing Moments in Which I Disgrace Myself In Front Of The Elderly:
1. My sister has a strange fascination with Bob Evans. It is quite creepy, especially because Bob Evans has such disgusting food. Anyway, we went there once, and we were the youngest group in the restaurant. Near the end of our lovely family meal, I farted this particularly amazing fart and my older sister and I bust out laughing. This old woman sitting next to us gave me the meanest look ever. You say my looks freeze Hell over, but this woman was hard-core.
2. When we were at some movie (I think it was Marie Antoinette), my friends and I had a little bit of commentary going on. I swear to you, it wasn't that loud, but the elderly woman sure heard it, and at the end of the movie, she turned around and said, "Pigs" and started to walk away. I said, "Excuse me" because I am a moron and a disrespectful brat, and she turned back around and flipped us off. So loving. I bet she has never made her grandkids cookies in her entire life.
3. In seventh grade, we were in CPR class for a week or so. I don't know if you have this at Perry, but it is truly horrifying class called "Creating Positive Relationships". I thought the word abstinence was quite hilarious, and I was at Kroger with some friends and one of their moms. I'm not sure why exactly, but I shouted, "Have Abstinence!" Once again, I did not believe this to be extremely loud, but a cute old man near us looked up at me with a confused expression.
What are you talking about, you hardly ever have them. She who hates the Asians and voices it...
My mom just walked in and said, "Are your little friends going to want to shower when they are here?" I laughed and replied, "They don't shower. Especially Abby." Sorry, Abby. I only speak the truth.
Good night.
Ahaha,
so for the longest time I couldn't figure out why it wasn't letting me log in. I thought Auds had blown up and suddenly hates me and changed the password. (Basically, in our relationship, that's equal divorce, aha.) But, then I realized, I had 'sheetmetalfried.' And then I started cracking up. Nice little intro story, ahah.
So is it the original Von Trapp family? Or is it like 'Shamu' at Sea World. That's a sad story of my life. I don't want to think about that. But really, is it all of them? Or some of them? And it's so random the Tongs buy you orchestra tickets. I really want to meet them, ahah.
Are you really making us fan posters?? I'll cover the t-shirts. There's this program on my sister's computer that makes t-shirts. I think we really should make them, ahha. Oh, can we send her fan mail too? Not one ounce in my body is kidding, ahah.
Well, the video was basically about this. invisiblechildren.com
Watch the videos on there. I'm having a meeting Monday after school if you'd like to join the club.
Why did we develop thumbs? I mean, they are very, very useful, but I guess what I'm asking is how does everything know when it needs something it doesn't have? How do we develop something out of nothing, I don't get that. Well, in only the physical sense. How did evolution even come about? Why aren't we still single-celled organisms? Or is creationism actually plausible?
You are going to attatch pictures? Oh, golly. I'm excited, ahha.
I always get so messed up on Koehring's tests. Seriously. Everything just looks wrong, aha. I don't know why.
AHAHAHA! Can you please move to England? I want to witness Audrey Brinkers slutty. That'd be so amazing. Okay, after we graduate, you're going to England, and then coming back for the ten year reunion. You have to tell me everything, ahaha.
I love my moccassins. Seriously. Have you ever worn a pair? I can't imagine wearing anything else anymore, ahah. YES, EMILY DID DRAW ON IT. YOU ASKED WHEN YOU SAW IT FOR THE STORY BEHIND THE GRAFFITTI ON MY DINOSAUR. There you go again, Auds, always shattering my "fragile" heart. Thanks for telling Hobbs my heart is fragile. That is not even true, aha.
1. Charlie (Perks of Being A Wallflower) - I just wish I could be as real and write as honestly as him, or, technically, Stephen Chbosky.
2. Sam (Garden State) - How fun would it be to have Zach Braff as your lover AND be a compulsive liar?
3. John Grimes (Go Tell It On The Mountain) - His life sure as hell isn't easy, and it'd probably knock some sort of sense into me. Also, it'd be interesting to be raised in such strict religious enviroment.
4. Hey Arnold! - Who doesn't want to be him? Who doesn't want to have his head? How could I not put him on this list?
Maybe four is the magic number?
Can you tell me more of your embarrassing stories? I hardly ever have them, so I get an abnormal amount of excitement when people tell me about there's, ahah.
I'm glad you had a good weekend. What're your plans for Tuesday/Wednesday? I know your plans for Thursday/Friday, seeing as they involve me, ahah. It seems like life is being a huge cycle of planning. It's a weird thing. I don't know, maybe I'm just too spontaneous and it should be this way.
I didn't think Vegans (capitalized?) would have good food either! But we are so wrong. You might meet my friend Tyler tomorrow after school, him and some other of my friends might be picking me up, aha.
I am doing very well lately about staying home.
Work getting done is another story, ahah.
Also, have you finished Anna Karnina? I'll murder you tomorrow if it is not done, aha. I'm also bringing Kite Runner, for you to voluntarily or involuntarily read. There will be chapter quizzes.
So, I went job hunting today. It is a depressing process, I can see why it gets people down, aha. It's a lot of rejection. Something will come eventually. Also, driving in the rain is pretty hard, aha. It was storming really bad. But, I was listening to Kanye West so that made it all better. "Good Life" is such a good song to drive with. Now, I must actually do work or find something to distract me, aha.
Hope you're having a good night, Auds.
I will be really, really mad if Hobbatron leaves.
So is it the original Von Trapp family? Or is it like 'Shamu' at Sea World. That's a sad story of my life. I don't want to think about that. But really, is it all of them? Or some of them? And it's so random the Tongs buy you orchestra tickets. I really want to meet them, ahah.
Are you really making us fan posters?? I'll cover the t-shirts. There's this program on my sister's computer that makes t-shirts. I think we really should make them, ahha. Oh, can we send her fan mail too? Not one ounce in my body is kidding, ahah.
Well, the video was basically about this. invisiblechildren.com
Watch the videos on there. I'm having a meeting Monday after school if you'd like to join the club.
Why did we develop thumbs? I mean, they are very, very useful, but I guess what I'm asking is how does everything know when it needs something it doesn't have? How do we develop something out of nothing, I don't get that. Well, in only the physical sense. How did evolution even come about? Why aren't we still single-celled organisms? Or is creationism actually plausible?
You are going to attatch pictures? Oh, golly. I'm excited, ahha.
I always get so messed up on Koehring's tests. Seriously. Everything just looks wrong, aha. I don't know why.
AHAHAHA! Can you please move to England? I want to witness Audrey Brinkers slutty. That'd be so amazing. Okay, after we graduate, you're going to England, and then coming back for the ten year reunion. You have to tell me everything, ahaha.
I love my moccassins. Seriously. Have you ever worn a pair? I can't imagine wearing anything else anymore, ahah. YES, EMILY DID DRAW ON IT. YOU ASKED WHEN YOU SAW IT FOR THE STORY BEHIND THE GRAFFITTI ON MY DINOSAUR. There you go again, Auds, always shattering my "fragile" heart. Thanks for telling Hobbs my heart is fragile. That is not even true, aha.
1. Charlie (Perks of Being A Wallflower) - I just wish I could be as real and write as honestly as him, or, technically, Stephen Chbosky.
2. Sam (Garden State) - How fun would it be to have Zach Braff as your lover AND be a compulsive liar?
3. John Grimes (Go Tell It On The Mountain) - His life sure as hell isn't easy, and it'd probably knock some sort of sense into me. Also, it'd be interesting to be raised in such strict religious enviroment.
4. Hey Arnold! - Who doesn't want to be him? Who doesn't want to have his head? How could I not put him on this list?
Maybe four is the magic number?
Can you tell me more of your embarrassing stories? I hardly ever have them, so I get an abnormal amount of excitement when people tell me about there's, ahah.
I'm glad you had a good weekend. What're your plans for Tuesday/Wednesday? I know your plans for Thursday/Friday, seeing as they involve me, ahah. It seems like life is being a huge cycle of planning. It's a weird thing. I don't know, maybe I'm just too spontaneous and it should be this way.
I didn't think Vegans (capitalized?) would have good food either! But we are so wrong. You might meet my friend Tyler tomorrow after school, him and some other of my friends might be picking me up, aha.
I am doing very well lately about staying home.
Work getting done is another story, ahah.
Also, have you finished Anna Karnina? I'll murder you tomorrow if it is not done, aha. I'm also bringing Kite Runner, for you to voluntarily or involuntarily read. There will be chapter quizzes.
So, I went job hunting today. It is a depressing process, I can see why it gets people down, aha. It's a lot of rejection. Something will come eventually. Also, driving in the rain is pretty hard, aha. It was storming really bad. But, I was listening to Kanye West so that made it all better. "Good Life" is such a good song to drive with. Now, I must actually do work or find something to distract me, aha.
Hope you're having a good night, Auds.
I will be really, really mad if Hobbatron leaves.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
The Von Trapp Children...my heroes
AHHH! Guess who I may be seeing at the symphony in a week and three days? The Von Trapp family! You can only imagine my excitement...the good ol' Tongs pulled through for us and are providing us with the tickets.
If Shari Elf (I wrote Shari the Elf first--I think that is what we should call her) comes on tour to Indiana or any of the surrounding states, you will not have to do any convincing to get me to go. I am already making our fan posters.
Your video is no longer available. I tried.
We have five fingers on each hand because we have five toes on each foot. And we have five toes on each foot because we have fingers on each hand. Which one came first in the confusing process of evolution? Fingers or toes? Did we have toes and then think, "You know, these things are useful to have on feet. Maybe if we had them on these planks we call palms, life would be even easier..."? Hmmm...
I know, new actors are never as wonderful as the old ones. Neither are the movies. Al movies we have today are re-makes, loosely-based off of old ones, or the bad versions of books. Once in a while, there will come along a pleasant surprise in the form of a film new and original, or at least a nice version of an older movie or book.
Woah! I just found out that you can attach pictures! Which one should I attach...
Don't you hate when words you now how to spell look incorrect. I'm always like, I know this is right, but what if it isn't? I'm not the best speller, as was proved by my horrible display at the spelling bee.
As if you need to tell me that Prince Caspian comes out next year...I've been looking forward to that since the last one. May 16, mind you, and it stars Ben Barnes as Caspian. Dawn Treader is in pre-production. William Moseley is my dream man. It is the accent, I swear. If I lived in England, I would probably be a slut.
Oh, your moccasins. I believe I saw the dinosaur. Is that the one that Emily drew on? Not to bring up painful memories, or anything.
The new list...
Your Four Most Ideal Fictional Characters (characters in a book, movie, TV, or play that you would love to be)
1. Jo March from Little Women (my sister and I frequently play the who's who game when we watch movies, and I always get Jo, who is also much cooler in the novel)
2. Belle from Beauty and the Beast
3. Holden Caulfield from the Catcher in the Rye (yeah, he's messed up, but sometimes I envy his carefree/not-so-carefree manner, and he enjoys himself despite his pessimistic outlook on life)
4. Ron Weasley from Harry Potter (I wouldn't want to be Harry because his life is much too stressful...Ron also has the greatest fictional family ever)
Three seemed too short, but five was too long. I like four.
My weekend was just lovely. After receiving little sleep on Wednesday, I received little sleep on Thursday. When I arrived home Friday, I went straight upstairs to take a nap. That only lasted for about an hour and caused me to be late to my friend Jessie's house. Jessie, Eileen (who claims to like you very much), Emily, and I went to a play entitled The Curious Savage. It was quite saddening. Then we bought candles and acted rebellious by hiding the sparkling grape juice under our coats from her mother in the car. We laughed a little too much at this. I think it was the grape juice. Saturday was uneventful, and I was once again tired because the the lack of sleep I received at Jessie's. I got lectured about wanting to buy Lolita, which I have been told is a wonderful classic. How was I to know that it was a bit, ahem, dirty? Three sales associates at Barnes and Noble were talking to my mother and grandmother about how I was much too young to be reading it. My mom kept making jokes about how I was a pervert, and my grandmother was shaking her head at me. It was quite possibly the most embarrassing moment of the month. I can't say ever, because I have an abnormally large number of embarrassing things happen to me.
I have no vegan friends, I don't believe. I can't imagine they have good food. What was this fantastic drink? Not as god as sparkling grape juice, I bet...I am very proud of you for staying home and completing your homework today.
If I'm not done with Anna Karenina by tomorrow, you have my permission to slap me.
If Shari Elf (I wrote Shari the Elf first--I think that is what we should call her) comes on tour to Indiana or any of the surrounding states, you will not have to do any convincing to get me to go. I am already making our fan posters.
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We have five fingers on each hand because we have five toes on each foot. And we have five toes on each foot because we have fingers on each hand. Which one came first in the confusing process of evolution? Fingers or toes? Did we have toes and then think, "You know, these things are useful to have on feet. Maybe if we had them on these planks we call palms, life would be even easier..."? Hmmm...
I know, new actors are never as wonderful as the old ones. Neither are the movies. Al movies we have today are re-makes, loosely-based off of old ones, or the bad versions of books. Once in a while, there will come along a pleasant surprise in the form of a film new and original, or at least a nice version of an older movie or book.
Woah! I just found out that you can attach pictures! Which one should I attach...
Don't you hate when words you now how to spell look incorrect. I'm always like, I know this is right, but what if it isn't? I'm not the best speller, as was proved by my horrible display at the spelling bee.
As if you need to tell me that Prince Caspian comes out next year...I've been looking forward to that since the last one. May 16, mind you, and it stars Ben Barnes as Caspian. Dawn Treader is in pre-production. William Moseley is my dream man. It is the accent, I swear. If I lived in England, I would probably be a slut.
Oh, your moccasins. I believe I saw the dinosaur. Is that the one that Emily drew on? Not to bring up painful memories, or anything.
The new list...
Your Four Most Ideal Fictional Characters (characters in a book, movie, TV, or play that you would love to be)
1. Jo March from Little Women (my sister and I frequently play the who's who game when we watch movies, and I always get Jo, who is also much cooler in the novel)
2. Belle from Beauty and the Beast
3. Holden Caulfield from the Catcher in the Rye (yeah, he's messed up, but sometimes I envy his carefree/not-so-carefree manner, and he enjoys himself despite his pessimistic outlook on life)
4. Ron Weasley from Harry Potter (I wouldn't want to be Harry because his life is much too stressful...Ron also has the greatest fictional family ever)
Three seemed too short, but five was too long. I like four.
My weekend was just lovely. After receiving little sleep on Wednesday, I received little sleep on Thursday. When I arrived home Friday, I went straight upstairs to take a nap. That only lasted for about an hour and caused me to be late to my friend Jessie's house. Jessie, Eileen (who claims to like you very much), Emily, and I went to a play entitled The Curious Savage. It was quite saddening. Then we bought candles and acted rebellious by hiding the sparkling grape juice under our coats from her mother in the car. We laughed a little too much at this. I think it was the grape juice. Saturday was uneventful, and I was once again tired because the the lack of sleep I received at Jessie's. I got lectured about wanting to buy Lolita, which I have been told is a wonderful classic. How was I to know that it was a bit, ahem, dirty? Three sales associates at Barnes and Noble were talking to my mother and grandmother about how I was much too young to be reading it. My mom kept making jokes about how I was a pervert, and my grandmother was shaking her head at me. It was quite possibly the most embarrassing moment of the month. I can't say ever, because I have an abnormally large number of embarrassing things happen to me.
I have no vegan friends, I don't believe. I can't imagine they have good food. What was this fantastic drink? Not as god as sparkling grape juice, I bet...I am very proud of you for staying home and completing your homework today.
If I'm not done with Anna Karenina by tomorrow, you have my permission to slap me.
Agh!
I think Herron should do something with this.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BI_suOg7Awc
Ahaha, I love spying! There's just something about how you feel when you aren't where you are supposed to be. I think it's a necessity in life. I'm proud, Auds. Ahaha, what is this? "Only Abby has those words in her vocabulary. And my mother." Sometimes, Auds. I'm going to Google that Dr. Seuss on Aging document, aha.
I always think of teachers of having a cat, not being married, or any romantic life whatsoever, and reading a lot. It's hard to think of them as any other way, really.
I'm glad my house doesn't smell strange. Really, it's good to know. Sometimes I'm really worried. I don't know why. I just wouldn't want to be known as having a house that smells bad. I'm sure yours won't be bad, Auds.
I WONDER THE SAME THING ABOUT BODIES! Really. Where did all these parts come from? Why do some people's collar bones pop out and others don't? It's not because of weight. I saw rather large woman with pretty defined clavicles. It was weird. Or, like, arms. How come some arms are so much smaller than other people's? Why doesn't everyone's wrist bone pop out? What is even with fingers? Why five? So boggling, aha.
Vivien Leigh was British? I just looked it up and you are correct. I never would have known. It's amazing how actors can do accents. I'm horrible at them. Clark Gable is just the perfect man. I don't care if I don't know much about him, how he protrays himself is just so classy and he's so sarcastic, I love it, aha. If anyone hates Fred Astaire their heart is made of lead. Now there's someone that just makes you smile. I haven't read anything on Audrey Hepburn, but I've seen a lot of her movies, aha.
I just realized the standard I hold new actors/actresses to. Hm, that'd be hard.
Keira Knightley is really good. I didn't even think about her. I'm starting to not like the modern movies about classic books. It just means more people aren't going to read it, and that makes me mad. Walk The Line is one of my favorite movies in the entire world. I think I've watched it about ten times or so. It's just so good. Ah, Johnny Cash. I haven't seen Lars and the Real Girl yet! Everyone says it's so good. Gah. Of course, though, the Notebook is absolutely amazing and heartbreaking at the same time. I hate crying during movies when you are with people. It's weird, aha.
William Moseley? The guy from the Chronicles of Narnia? You know next year they are coming out with Prince Caspian. I am so excited.
My favorite five objects would have to be...
1) All of my books. I can't just pick one either. They all mean something ot me, aha.
2) My camera.
3) My stuffed dinosaur that my sister made me when I was three.
4) My blanket my Memaw gave me.
5) My moccasins. They have become an absolute staple, despite how flat my feet will be ten years from now.
I have a book for you to read when you are done with Anna Karenina. You will love it, but also hate me because it is such a sad book. It's so good though. The Kite Runner. Have you read it?
I feel the exact same way. I'm sick of people pretending they don't care and just being so fake. I don't get it. Why. I guess I'm being hypocritical too, I don't exactly like being vulnerable, but if we all did it together, I really think it would make the world a much better place. I think it's going to be something we need to do.
I have no idea what I'm going to do with my future.
Ahaha, you and Mary Lou, two peas in a pod.
Can we please find out if Shari Elf has a tour soon? If so, can we please, please, PLEASE go?
By the way, how has your weekend been, Auds? Friday I just hung out at home, and it was very nice. Yesterday I picked up my friend Tyler, met Steven and Ivy at Denny's for lunch, and then Tyler and I went exploring downtown and went to the Abbey (had the BEST drink ever - it pays to be friends with vegans, who knew their food was so good?) and got lost several times and a Coke exloded in my car. Not even lying. Today I am just going to lay around and do homework and that health assignment. I really hate those, aha. Overall, it's been a very nice weekend. Also, my family went grocery shopping, which is always a good thing.
Oh, and we need a new list. Your turn to start it, aha.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BI_suOg7Awc
Ahaha, I love spying! There's just something about how you feel when you aren't where you are supposed to be. I think it's a necessity in life. I'm proud, Auds. Ahaha, what is this? "Only Abby has those words in her vocabulary. And my mother." Sometimes, Auds. I'm going to Google that Dr. Seuss on Aging document, aha.
I always think of teachers of having a cat, not being married, or any romantic life whatsoever, and reading a lot. It's hard to think of them as any other way, really.
I'm glad my house doesn't smell strange. Really, it's good to know. Sometimes I'm really worried. I don't know why. I just wouldn't want to be known as having a house that smells bad. I'm sure yours won't be bad, Auds.
I WONDER THE SAME THING ABOUT BODIES! Really. Where did all these parts come from? Why do some people's collar bones pop out and others don't? It's not because of weight. I saw rather large woman with pretty defined clavicles. It was weird. Or, like, arms. How come some arms are so much smaller than other people's? Why doesn't everyone's wrist bone pop out? What is even with fingers? Why five? So boggling, aha.
Vivien Leigh was British? I just looked it up and you are correct. I never would have known. It's amazing how actors can do accents. I'm horrible at them. Clark Gable is just the perfect man. I don't care if I don't know much about him, how he protrays himself is just so classy and he's so sarcastic, I love it, aha. If anyone hates Fred Astaire their heart is made of lead. Now there's someone that just makes you smile. I haven't read anything on Audrey Hepburn, but I've seen a lot of her movies, aha.
I just realized the standard I hold new actors/actresses to. Hm, that'd be hard.
Keira Knightley is really good. I didn't even think about her. I'm starting to not like the modern movies about classic books. It just means more people aren't going to read it, and that makes me mad. Walk The Line is one of my favorite movies in the entire world. I think I've watched it about ten times or so. It's just so good. Ah, Johnny Cash. I haven't seen Lars and the Real Girl yet! Everyone says it's so good. Gah. Of course, though, the Notebook is absolutely amazing and heartbreaking at the same time. I hate crying during movies when you are with people. It's weird, aha.
William Moseley? The guy from the Chronicles of Narnia? You know next year they are coming out with Prince Caspian. I am so excited.
My favorite five objects would have to be...
1) All of my books. I can't just pick one either. They all mean something ot me, aha.
2) My camera.
3) My stuffed dinosaur that my sister made me when I was three.
4) My blanket my Memaw gave me.
5) My moccasins. They have become an absolute staple, despite how flat my feet will be ten years from now.
I have a book for you to read when you are done with Anna Karenina. You will love it, but also hate me because it is such a sad book. It's so good though. The Kite Runner. Have you read it?
I feel the exact same way. I'm sick of people pretending they don't care and just being so fake. I don't get it. Why. I guess I'm being hypocritical too, I don't exactly like being vulnerable, but if we all did it together, I really think it would make the world a much better place. I think it's going to be something we need to do.
I have no idea what I'm going to do with my future.
Ahaha, you and Mary Lou, two peas in a pod.
Can we please find out if Shari Elf has a tour soon? If so, can we please, please, PLEASE go?
By the way, how has your weekend been, Auds? Friday I just hung out at home, and it was very nice. Yesterday I picked up my friend Tyler, met Steven and Ivy at Denny's for lunch, and then Tyler and I went exploring downtown and went to the Abbey (had the BEST drink ever - it pays to be friends with vegans, who knew their food was so good?) and got lost several times and a Coke exloded in my car. Not even lying. Today I am just going to lay around and do homework and that health assignment. I really hate those, aha. Overall, it's been a very nice weekend. Also, my family went grocery shopping, which is always a good thing.
Oh, and we need a new list. Your turn to start it, aha.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Librarian Experiment Part One
Man, those librarians are Cray-zay! Sorry, Sarah. Not necessarily your mother. I worked at the library today and did some undercover detective work. I am going to be fired. Can you be fired for volunteering? If you can, I am. Not any hard-core detective work, however; that will come later. All I did was look at their desks in the back room where I work. It is in the juniors section, so they have all these stuffed animals, but I have realized that librarians eat a large amount of chocolate. Seriously. There is a special drawer. Also, there was this laminated paper entitled, "Doctor Seus on Aging." I decided to read it to gain insight on the secret life of librarians. There were several horrific words in the poem that librarians should not have in their vocabulary. Only Abby has those words in her vocabulary. And my mother.
Teachers have crazy lives outside of school. My sister's best friend's mom is a teacher, and she gets Botox. I never think of teachers getting Botox. It isn't very teacher-y.
Your house does not smell strange. I can't exactly recall what it smells like, but I would remeber if it was bad.
Bodies are strange. Why do we have ankles? And does our skin dry out? What is with hair? And nostrils? Why wouldn't we just have one big hole in the bottom of our nose instead of two smaller (well, not in my case) ones?
My sister is studying International Business. I am not actually sure what this entails. I'm not positive she does either. It sounds smart, though, doesn't it. We are all very proud. I'll study abroad with you, Abby. How about Swaziland? I hear they have great engineering schools there.
Did you know Vivian Leigh was actually British? I think I heard that somewhere...she had to work forever to get the Southern accent down. I love Clark Gable. I think I would have liked to have his babies. Fred Astaire was a good guy. I don't think anyone could ever dislike Fred. He dances. How could you ever dislike a funny guy that dances? And Audrey Hepburn. Umm...my hero? I have read waaaaay too many books on Audrey Hepburn. It is slightly pathetic. I like Natalie Portman and Zach Braff, and Julia Roberts is classic.
New Hollywood Actors/Actresses:
1. Keira Knightley (I love Pride and Prejudice, Love Actually, and I can't wait for Atonement, in which she stars with James McAvoy, another favorite. You need to watch the preview on imdb.com if you have not seen it. AND she is dating Rupert Friend, whom I also loved in Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont)
2. Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line? and, okay, Legally Blonde? Pleasantville! Oh, I love Pleasantville! She seems like she would be fun to talk to...like she would enjoy eating ice cream)
3. Ryan Gosling (this guy is good in everything. Seriously. Lars and the Real Girl was fantastic, I liked Half Nelson, and I'm pretty sure everyone loved The Notebook).
My problem is that I mainly love people who have only been in like, one movie. William Moseley, anyone?
Old Hollywood (I'm doing four because you did four and I deserve four as well)
1. Audrey Hepburn (always and forever)
2. Gregory Peck (the most gorgeous man alive. He has such a great voice)
3. Ali McGraw (so the only movie I've seen her in was Love Story...she was a fantastic character)
4. Jimmy Stewart (such a nice guy)
And my five favorite objects that I own:
1. My cello. Duh. It is wonderful. The poor thing has gone through a lot in the past year and...eight, I believe, months.
2. My library card. Don't make fun. That has also gone through a lot of suffering.
3. My blanket. Speaking of going through a lot...man. I've never seen more holes in a poor baby blanket than there are in this thing. My sister used to call it my booger blanket. I never appreciated that.
4. My books. I can't choose one. Just my books.
5. My dog isn't a possession, is he? If he is, than he is definitely number five. If not, I am rather attached to the Frank Sinatra CDs.
Shredded lettuce is okay on tacos, I guess. But that is it. I don't think you have a bad grasp of what is too personal. People are too weird about remaining "mysterious". Why don't we all just speak what's on our mind? I guess I'm kind of being hypocritical too. It is no fun being judged for what you say or what you have done, so I guess that's why people don't necessarily bring it up when they first meet someone. You can't meet someone and automatically be all, "Well, here's my life story".
Of course I know Mary Lou. Remember? That is going to be me. I think that you should do something with people. I have never met someone so capable of handling conversations with random people. You make everyone feel happy, Abby, and you should use that to your advantage in whatever career you choose.
Shari Elf is basically my hero. She sings and she knits.
And her name is Shari Elf.
It really gets no better than that.
Teachers have crazy lives outside of school. My sister's best friend's mom is a teacher, and she gets Botox. I never think of teachers getting Botox. It isn't very teacher-y.
Your house does not smell strange. I can't exactly recall what it smells like, but I would remeber if it was bad.
Bodies are strange. Why do we have ankles? And does our skin dry out? What is with hair? And nostrils? Why wouldn't we just have one big hole in the bottom of our nose instead of two smaller (well, not in my case) ones?
My sister is studying International Business. I am not actually sure what this entails. I'm not positive she does either. It sounds smart, though, doesn't it. We are all very proud. I'll study abroad with you, Abby. How about Swaziland? I hear they have great engineering schools there.
Did you know Vivian Leigh was actually British? I think I heard that somewhere...she had to work forever to get the Southern accent down. I love Clark Gable. I think I would have liked to have his babies. Fred Astaire was a good guy. I don't think anyone could ever dislike Fred. He dances. How could you ever dislike a funny guy that dances? And Audrey Hepburn. Umm...my hero? I have read waaaaay too many books on Audrey Hepburn. It is slightly pathetic. I like Natalie Portman and Zach Braff, and Julia Roberts is classic.
New Hollywood Actors/Actresses:
1. Keira Knightley (I love Pride and Prejudice, Love Actually, and I can't wait for Atonement, in which she stars with James McAvoy, another favorite. You need to watch the preview on imdb.com if you have not seen it. AND she is dating Rupert Friend, whom I also loved in Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont)
2. Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line? and, okay, Legally Blonde? Pleasantville! Oh, I love Pleasantville! She seems like she would be fun to talk to...like she would enjoy eating ice cream)
3. Ryan Gosling (this guy is good in everything. Seriously. Lars and the Real Girl was fantastic, I liked Half Nelson, and I'm pretty sure everyone loved The Notebook).
My problem is that I mainly love people who have only been in like, one movie. William Moseley, anyone?
Old Hollywood (I'm doing four because you did four and I deserve four as well)
1. Audrey Hepburn (always and forever)
2. Gregory Peck (the most gorgeous man alive. He has such a great voice)
3. Ali McGraw (so the only movie I've seen her in was Love Story...she was a fantastic character)
4. Jimmy Stewart (such a nice guy)
And my five favorite objects that I own:
1. My cello. Duh. It is wonderful. The poor thing has gone through a lot in the past year and...eight, I believe, months.
2. My library card. Don't make fun. That has also gone through a lot of suffering.
3. My blanket. Speaking of going through a lot...man. I've never seen more holes in a poor baby blanket than there are in this thing. My sister used to call it my booger blanket. I never appreciated that.
4. My books. I can't choose one. Just my books.
5. My dog isn't a possession, is he? If he is, than he is definitely number five. If not, I am rather attached to the Frank Sinatra CDs.
Shredded lettuce is okay on tacos, I guess. But that is it. I don't think you have a bad grasp of what is too personal. People are too weird about remaining "mysterious". Why don't we all just speak what's on our mind? I guess I'm kind of being hypocritical too. It is no fun being judged for what you say or what you have done, so I guess that's why people don't necessarily bring it up when they first meet someone. You can't meet someone and automatically be all, "Well, here's my life story".
Of course I know Mary Lou. Remember? That is going to be me. I think that you should do something with people. I have never met someone so capable of handling conversations with random people. You make everyone feel happy, Abby, and you should use that to your advantage in whatever career you choose.
Shari Elf is basically my hero. She sings and she knits.
And her name is Shari Elf.
It really gets no better than that.
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